Chronicles of the Sugarfox

Thursday, June 16, 2005

For heaven's sake...

If you're a friend o' the Sugarfox, you must already know that I'm not the 'sweetest' amongst God's creatures. Nope, not even close. I mean, I don't pride myself on being aggressive, temperamental and, in some instances, mentally unstable. But, I accept who I am and most of you (at least those on speaking terms with me) have accepted this fact as well.

So naturally, I'm constantly surprised that I've been blessed with such a great family, tons of loyal friends (who would die for me, right?!?) and an unbelievable life!! I feel the need to share in my good fortune. So, I randomly decided to sponsor a little girl in Thailand by the name of Natthaporn..after watching one of those sad commercials they run like 24hours a day. In any case, she is adorable!When she was three, they sent me a picture of her with her family. She wore a little white short-sleeve button down shirt, a blue skirt and the cutest little blue rain boots. She's definitely my sponsor child...that sense of style is uncanny! Recently, her sister-in-law (married to her brother who I think is only 16...yikes!) wrote a letter to me on her behalf. This is an excerpt from the letter:

"Recently her school had school games. Natthaporn ran a race and won a gold medal. Then, she and her friends enjoyed relishing ice-cream."

Isn't that crazy?!? It's as if I raised her, myself. The running...the competitive spirit...the hangin' out with my homies...and 'relishing ice-cream'??? Come on, that's all me. I plan to go get her one of these days, say "mo cuishle"* and bring her back to the states. Where she can meet a nice boy on Match.com. Of course, y'all will be invited to her wedding. I hope she stays unmarried until I pick her up....probably not... if that sister-in-law has any say in it. (Note to self: send extra money for a chastity belt...)

Till the next blog consider getting a sponsor child, too. This, also, helps with that nagging biological clock :-)

Laters.


*note: this reference will be lost on you if you haven't seen Million Dollar Baby. And if you haven't seen that movie, like, where have you been?!? And why are you reading my blog?!? You need to stay on top of these pop culture references or you'll never keep up with the Sugarfox.

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home