How crazy do you have to be???!!!???

I'm not sure how many of you chronicle readers know that I currently have a house guest, Ann, who is staying with me until she purchases her own place here in Chi-town; this should happen soon, since she just put in a bid and will close on the property at the end of June.

Up to now, I've struggled a little with having a roommate because of our complete difference in personality, taste and sleep patterns. None-the-less, my overall experience with Ann has not been terrible UNTIL this past Sunday. I went out late on Saturday (5 A.M.) and, naturally, did not wake up until noon on Sunday. I hazily walk into my living room. Ann was watching the boob tube and looks up smiling at me...

Ann: (coyly) Nga guess who I met yesterday?

Nga: (confused and not a little hung over) Who?

Ann: (I will replace this person's name to protect the innocent) PJ! You know? Your PJ.

Nga: WHAT!?! How? You don't even know him.

Ann: I remember him from the pictures (Pictures she saw on my computer 4 months AGO! Cuz she's a snoopy butt.)

Nga: What?

Ann: Well, I recognized him from the pictures. I have this amazing memory for faces...

Nga: OH MY GOD!!

Ann: I went to a street fair yesterday and recognized him. I went up to him and asked him if his name was "PJ". He thought he met me before but I told him I was your roommate.

Nga: OH MY GOD!!

Ann: He asked how you were? (This is because PJ and I haven't spoken for over 5 months b/c things just didn't work out) I said you were doing great. You were renovating your kitchen and you were so generous to let me stay with you.

Nga: (with murderous glare) Ann, you have no idea what you did!! What kind of freak introduces themself to someone else's ex!?! Who you only know through a picture. Ann? No one even knew we were seeing one another. PJ and I agreed to keep it on the DL. Now, to him...I apparently talk about him constantly and have a life size poster of him over my bed with the words "Nga and PJ 4ever!!" on it. OH MY GOD!!!

Ann: No...no...I told him I saw his picture on your computer

Nga: OH MY GOD

Ann: ...and that I saw it months ago...and besides he kept saying you were a nice girl.

Nga: Oh my god!! What is he suppose to say, you psycho?!?

Ann: I'm sorry, Nga, I guess I was drunk.

Nga: No, Ann. When I'm drunk I wake up with strange bruises not horrible character defamating stories!! You were not drunk. You're stupid!

Ann: I'm sorry ... if it makes you feel any better...he's still really cute!

Nga: NO!! That doesn't make me feel better. You complete moron!! When I get back you better be ready for some PAIN.

(Storm out of MY OWN HOUSE. I took Crazy for a 45 minute walk...and have since cooled down. No harm was done to my complete idiot of a roommate.)

If there was ever a chance that PJ and I could just be friends...Ann made sure that would never happen. Thanks, Ann, one less guy for me to worry about.